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Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

The secret of getting things done is to act! - Dante Alighieri

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. - Ben Franklin

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

No one gossips about other people's secret virtues. - Bertrand Russell

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D. Rockefeller

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

A neurosis is a secret you don't know you're keeping. - Kenneth Tynan

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

The secret to life is meaningless unless you discover it yourself. - W Somerset Maugham

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

To tend, unfailingly, unflinchingly, towards a goal, is the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse will be pretending I'm not excited. - Unknown

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

Many a secret that cannot be pried out by curiosity can be drawn out by indifference. - Sydney J. Harris

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

The whole secret of a successful life is to find out what it is one's destiny to do, and then do it. - Henry Ford

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama


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