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Secret Revealed

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Secret Revealed thanks to Keith Blake

Bats are the only mammals naturally capable of sustained flight

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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

The secret of being tiresome is to tell everything. - Voltaire

In our leisure we reveal what kind of people we are. - Ovid

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

A neurosis is a secret you don't know you're keeping. - Kenneth Tynan

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Always be yourself! Unless you can be Batman, then always be Batman. - Unknown

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

The most important thing about batting is getting the bat to hit the ball. - Michael Holding

At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. - Darth Maul

The degree of civilization in a society is revealed by entering its prisons. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

To tend, unfailingly, unflinchingly, towards a goal, is the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

The secret of managing is to keep the 5 guys who hate you away from the 5 guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches, but to reveal to him his own. - Benjamin Disraeli

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray


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