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Sheep Path

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Sheep Path thanks to Barry McCartney

Sheep herding after a winter snowstorm

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Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? - George Carlin

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

If you make yourselves sheep, the wolves will eat you. - Benjamin Franklin

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. - Mark Twain

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same. - Stendhal

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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