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Sheep Path

Leading down the road to winter survival

Sheep Path thanks to Barry McCartney

Sheep herding after a winter snowstorm

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The obstacle is the path. - Zen Aphorism

Noble discontent is the path to heaven. - Thomas Higginson

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? - George Carlin

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

If you make yourselves sheep, the wolves will eat you. - Benjamin Franklin

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

A straight path never leads anywhere except to the objective. - Andre Gide

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. - Mark Twain

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

The path to cheerfulness is to sit cheerfully and to act and speak as if cheerfulness were already there. - William James

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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