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Shining Stars

Stars can't shine without darkness

Shining Stars thanks to Marian Renstrom

The first part of inspiration is perspiration

Lighting the way towards an inspiring lifestyle. The first part of inspiration is perspiration.
Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Eighty percent of success is showing up. - Woody Allen

Ambition is the last refuge of the failure. - Oscar Wilde

Success: the ability to make wise decisions. - Hebrew Saying

Ambition makes more trusty slaves than need. - Ben Johnson

Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy. - Unknown

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

At first we hope too much, later on, not enough. - Unknown

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson

Positivity is such a high predictor of success rate. - Shawn Achor

Failure isn't fatal, and success isn't final. - Don Shula

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. - Albert Einstein

Try not to become a man of success but a man of value. - Albert Einstein

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. - Oscar Wilde

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

Don't ever perceive other people's success as your own failure. - Rob Liano

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

I didn't have any ambition to produce big mainstream popcorn movies. - Jodie Foster

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

Hope is the anchor of the soul, the stimulus to action, and the incentive to achievement. - Unknown

If you're absent during my struggle, don't expect to be present during my success. - Will Smith

You were designed for accomplishment, engineered for success, and endowed with the seeds of greatness. - Zig Ziglar

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us. - Dave Turner

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself. - Mark Caine

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

The barrier between success is not something which exists in the real world: it is composed purely and simply of doubts about ability. - Franklin D Roosevelt

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Today, people struggle to find what's real. Everything has become so synthetic that a lot of people, all they want is to grasp onto hope. - Wyclef Jean

Our ambition should be to rule ourselves, the true kingdom for each one of us; and true progress is to know more, and be more, and to do more. - Oscar Wilde

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