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Stars can't shine without darkness

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The first part of inspiration is perspiration

Lighting the way towards an inspiring lifestyle. The first part of inspiration is perspiration.
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Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Once you choose hope, anything's possible. - Christopher Reeve

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

Ambition is but avarice on stilts, and masked. - Walter S Landor

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

The lower the Lattitude, the better the Attitude. - Unknown

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

Success is the maximum utilization of the ability that you have. - Zig Ziglar

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. - Oscar Wilde

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

The most beautiful make-up is passion but cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves Saint Laurent

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

It is your attitude and not your aptitude that determines your altitude. - Zig Ziglar

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

You were designed for accomplishment, engineered for success, and endowed with the seeds of greatness. - Zig Ziglar

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

It's only lonely at the top if you forget all the people you met along the way and fail to acknowledge their contributions to your success. - Harvey Mackay

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung


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