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Shining Stars

Stars can't shine without darkness

Shining Stars thanks to Marian Renstrom

The first part of inspiration is perspiration

Lighting the way towards an inspiring lifestyle. The first part of inspiration is perspiration.
Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Sir Francis Bacon

Failure changes for the better, success for the worse. - Marcus Annaeus Seneca

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw

Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells. - Elizabeth Taylor

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Success is never final, failure is never fatal. It's courage that counts. - John Wooden

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

The stars were better company anyway. They were very beautiful, and they almost never snored. - David Eddings

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

Having a positive mental attitude is asking how something can be done rather than saying it can't be done. - Bo Bennett

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. - Lou Holtz

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

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