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The first part of inspiration is perspiration

Lighting the way towards an inspiring lifestyle. The first part of inspiration is perspiration.
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Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Nothing recedes like success. - Walter Winchell

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. - Will Smith

My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope. - Ovid

Failure changes for the better, success for the worse. - Marcus Annaeus Seneca

Success is much more a matter of courage than ability. - Joe Segal

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

Self-acceptance leads to success, not the other way around. - Deepak Chopra

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. - Farrah Gray

Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears. - Les Brown

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times. - Niccolo Machiavelli

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. - Vince Lombardi

We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope. - Martin Luther King Jr.

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

A skillful man reads his dreams for self-knowledge, yet not the details but the quality. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

The best thing that can come with success is the knowledge that it is nothing to long for. - Liv Ullman

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come, whispering, "It will be happier..." - Alfred Lord Tennyson

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

Having a positive mental attitude is asking how something can be done rather than saying it can't be done. - Bo Bennett

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

No one is going to hand me success. I must go out and get it myself. That's why I'm here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world and myself. - Unknown


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