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The first part of inspiration is perspiration

Lighting the way towards an inspiring lifestyle. The first part of inspiration is perspiration.
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Hope costs nothing. - Colette

Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. - Charlie Finley

Memories are interpreted like dreams. - Leo Longanesi

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

Hopes are but the dreams of those who wake - Pindar

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

The only disability in life is a bad attitude. - Scott Hamilton

Sloppy success is better than perfect mediocrity. - Alex Mandossian

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom. - George S Patton

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Positivity is such a high predictor of success rate. - Shawn Achor

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

The penalty of success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you. - Nancy Astor

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

You don't know where you are or where your dreams end and the world begins. - Rachel Klein

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good. - Joe Paterno

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

Your belief in yourself and your company and your place in the world may be the main determination of your success. - Tom Butler-Bowdon

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

Success is not built on success. It's built on failure. It's built on frustration. Sometimes it's built on catastrophe. - Sumner Redstone

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

Remember you're not entitled to anything. You have to earn your success every day, and you will make mistakes like everyone else. - Harvey Mackay

Perseverance is a great element of success; if you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta


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