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The first part of inspiration is perspiration

Lighting the way towards an inspiring lifestyle. The first part of inspiration is perspiration.
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Nothing succeeds like success. - Alexander Dumas

Hopes are but the dreams of those who wake - Pindar

Dreams are the touchstones of our characters. - Henry David Thoreau

Ambition is destruction, only competence matters. - Jill Robinson

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

You measure success by how much good you do for others. - Zig Ziglar

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. - Amy Tan

I'm not a dreamer... but I believe in miracles. I have to. - Terry Fox

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. - Dale Carnegie

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made of stars. - Serbian Proverb

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

You have achieved success if you have lived well, laughed often and loved much. - Unknown

Hope is the anchor of the soul, the stimulus to action, and the incentive to achievement. - Unknown

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

Enthusiasm creates a current in everyone it touches. It turns an ordinary person into a crusader. - F.D. Van Amburgh

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Success comes from knowing that you did your best to become the best that you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

The moment of enlightenment is when a person's dreams of possibilities become images of probabilities. - Vic Braden

Success is one thing you can't pay for. You buy it on the installment plan and make payments every day. - Zig Ziglar

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

Never give up.
Never accept success or failure.
Neither need be permanent.
It's attitude that counts. - Bernie Legge

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

A manager is a title, it does not guarantee success. Coaching is an action, not a title and actions will result in successes. - Catherine Pulsifer

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

Failure is blindness to the strategic element in events; success is readiness for instant action when the opportune moment arrives. - Newell D. Hillis

Overnight success just doesn't happen. You've got to put your time in. You're up and down - all of a sudden, it just clicks. - Anthony Calvillo

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes


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