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The first part of inspiration is perspiration

Lighting the way towards an inspiring lifestyle. The first part of inspiration is perspiration.
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Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

Nothing succeeds like success. - Alexander Dumas

Ambition can creep as well as soar. - Edmund Burke

Our favorite attitude should be gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy. - Unknown

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. - Albert Einstein

Success means doing the best we can with what we have. - Zig Ziglar

Have the passion, take the action and magic will happen. - Bar Rafaeli

You can see real attitude of man when he's terrified. - Toba Beta

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

To tend, unfailingly, unflinchingly, towards a goal, is the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Patience, persistence and perspiration make an unbeatable combination for success. - Napoleon Hill

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

I never like anyone who didn't have a temper. If you don't have any temper, you don't have any passion. - Michael Bloomberg

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington


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