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Sleep-In Dad

Lisa's Dad can sleep through almost anything

Sleep-In Dad thanks to Gregg Steele

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Wrestling is ballet with violence. - Jesse Ventura

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. - Groucho Marx

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal. - Mr. T

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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