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Snow Monster Yard

Winter security system in the Moistwest Territories

Snow Monster Yard thanks to Stan Kay

Home alarm blends in with snowy environment

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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

When is a monster not a monster? When you love it. - Caitlyn Siehl

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

She really has become a monster... I mean monster in the most positive way. - Donald Trump

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

O beware, my lord, of jealousy; it is the green-eyed monster which doth mock the meat it feeds on. - William Shakespeare

What a chimera then is man. What a novelty! What a monster... what a contradiction, what a prodigy. - Blaise Pascal

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche


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