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Snow Prayers

Weather forecast from the pulpit

Snow Prayers thanks to Howard Chapman

A sign that the congregation has asked for too much snow

Snow Prayers thanks to Howard Chapman

Sign of a long winter ahead

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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Prayer - the last refuge of a scoundrel. - Homer Simpson

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

When the gods wish to punish us they answer our prayers. - Oscar Wilde

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. - Matthew 21:22

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien

What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho


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