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What a bartender, friends and soccer have in common

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The great struggle has come. - Herodotus

If you're keeping score, win. - Red Auerbach

Writing is a struggle against silence. - Carlos Fuentes

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas

If you don't play to win, why keep score? - Unknown

If there is no struggle, there is no progress. - Frederick Douglas

The struggle alone pleases us, not the victory. - Blaise Pascal

You're a bartender, y'aint a mortrician. - Archie Bunker

The virtue lies in the struggle, not in the prize. - Richard Monckton Milnes

Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth

Foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs. - Mitch Hedberg

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

My Golden Rule of Networking is simple: Don't keep score. - Harvey Mackay

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

If you're absent during my struggle, don't expect to be present during my success. - Will Smith

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

'Jihad' can mean holy war to extremists, but it means struggle to the average Muslim. - Feisal Abdul Rauf

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife, love's enduring presence remains steadfast. - Eleesha

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

A constant struggle, a ceaseless battle to bring success from inhospitable surroundings, is the price of all great achievements. - Orison Swett Marden

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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