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Love is a great beautifier. - Louisa May Alcott

Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

Familiar acts are beautiful through love. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Mr. President, I love you, but you're wrong. - Paul Harvey

I love mankind... It's people I can't stand. - Linus Van Pelt

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Whatever you do, stamp out abuses, and love those who love you. - Voltaire

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork. - Peter de Vries

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love. - Carl Sagan

A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. - Lao-Tzu

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine. - Unknown

I'm in love with the potential of miracles. For me, the safest place is out on a limb. - Shirley MacLaine

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift


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