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Software Cake thanks to Kayla Janlova

message = Happy Birthday

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Love is the only gold. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Love me and the world is mine. - David Reed

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

He was afraid of defiling the love which filled his soul. - Leo Tolstoy

I love Marlon Brando. Never seen him bad, just less good. - Lee Marvin

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

Perfect love means to love the one through whom one became unhappy. - Soren Kierkegaard

A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you. - Unknown

Love is a word consisting of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools. - Jeff Rovin

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt. - Dorothy Parker

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

The opposite of love isn't hate - it's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care. - Marcia Cross

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho


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