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Software Cake

Taking a byte out of a computer cake

Software Cake thanks to Kayla Janlova

message = Happy Birthday

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Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Love me and the world is mine. - David Reed

Admiration, like love, wears out. - Marquis de Vauvenargues

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

Love makes intellectual pretzels of us all. - Sarah Bird

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

Love your neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood. - Louise Beal

When you love someone all your saved up wishes start coming out. - Elizabeth Bowen

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. - Roy Croft

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

A little kindness from person to person is better than a vast love for all humankind. - Richard Dehmel

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell


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