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Software Cake

Taking a byte out of a computer cake

Software Cake thanks to Kayla Janlova

message = Happy Birthday

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Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb

Love your enemy as you'd love your brother. - Unknown

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies. - Swedish Proverb

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible. - Will Rogers

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything. - Bill Keane

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look. - Mia Farrow

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi


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