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Time is the wisest counselor. - Pericles

You may delay, but time will not. - Benjamin Franklin

All great achievements require time. - Maya Angelou

Take me as I am or watch me as I go. - Unknown

The time is always right to do what is right. - Martin Luther King Jr.

It's the time of year when Canadians mate. - Craig Ferguson

I don't need time. What I need is a deadline. - Duke Ellington

Don't wait. The time will never be just right. - Napoleon Hill

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. - Groucho Marx

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

At 46 one must be a miser; only have time for essentials. - Oscar Wilde

Forever is a long time, but not as long as it was yesterday. - Dennis H'Orgnies

It’s okay to be crazy and scared and brave at the same time! - Kelly Epperson

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

Growing old is no more than a bad habit that a busy person has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

In order to succeed you must fail, so that you know what not to do the next time. - Anthony d'Angelo

Spending time being can be just as, if not more, fulfilling as spending time doing. - Faydra D. Fields

You will never 'find' time for anything. If you want time, you must make it. - Charles Bruxton

Lack of direction, not lack of time, is the problem. We all have twenty-four hour days. - Zig Ziglar

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. - Paulo Coelho

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Celebrate what you've accomplished, but raise the bar a little higher each time you succeed. - Mia Hamm

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you're going to do with it. - Susie Bright

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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