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Spider Trap

Having spider control problems around your home?

Spider Trap thanks to Howard Chapman

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When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

I'm not afraid of spiders; I've had worse in my bed. - Donna Lynn Hope

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. - George Carlin

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

No living thing is ugly in this world. Even a tarantula considers itself beautiful. - Munia Khan

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker

Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon


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