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Start Of Spring

Long wait for the start of Spring in Canada

Start Of Spring thanks to Warren Ralston

Surviving another long Canadian winter

Start Of Spring thanks to Warren Ralston

Start Of Spring thanks to Warren Ralston

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Groundhog Day - think Spring! - Unknown

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Oppression can only survive through silence. - Armen de Monteflores

A poet can survive everything but a misprint. - Oscar Wilde

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. - Lewis Mumford

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Chicago is an October sort of city even in spring. - Nelson Algren

Britain's goal is not to survive, but to prevail. - Winston Churchill

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

If we do not plant knowledge when young, it will give us no shade when we are old. - Lord Chesterfield

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees. - George Eliot

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They're not getting rid of anything. - Donald Trump

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Plenty of people who survive tragedies end up ambivalent about danger--frightened by it, yet strangely drawn to it. - Keith Ablow

It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen


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