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Start Of Spring

Long wait for the start of Spring in Canada

Start Of Spring thanks to Warren Ralston

Surviving another long Canadian winter

Start Of Spring thanks to Warren Ralston

Start Of Spring thanks to Warren Ralston

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Groundhog Day - think Spring! - Unknown

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

The deep roots never doubt spring will come. - Marty Rubin

A poet can survive everything but a misprint. - Oscar Wilde

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. - Lewis Mumford

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

Tennis: a sport in which even an unseeded player can flower. - Unknown

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

It is not so much where my motivation comes from but rather how it manages to survive. - Louise Bourgeois

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They're not getting rid of anything. - Donald Trump

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

Our ideas, like orange-plants, spread out in proportion to the size of the box which imprisons the roots. - Edward Bulwer Lytton

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive. - Unknown

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis


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