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Stone Wall Art

Building stone walls with mortar and inspiration

Stone Wall Art thanks to Dave Harris

Cementing good relationships with the neighbours

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Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

Under every stone lurks a politician. - Aristophanes

Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Architecture begins where engineering ends. - Walter Gropius

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

Nothing Eyetalian because it causes garlic stones. - Archie Bunker

You want me on that wall, you need me on that wall! - Jack Nicholson

Every charitable act is a stepping stone toward heaven. - Henry Ward Beecher

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

In Wall Street the only thing that's hard to explain is next week. - Louis Rukeyser

Prose is architecture, not interior decoration, and the Baroque is over. - Ernest Hemingway

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

How difficult it is to save the bark of reputation from the rocks of ignorance. - Petrarch

The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

Let him that is without stone among you cast the first thing he can lay his hands on. - Robert Frost

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

If you can't control your anger, you are as helpless as a city without walls waiting to be attacked. - Book of Proverbs

Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success. - Dale Carnegie

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffet

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

Rock is so much fun. That's what it's all about - filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows. - Jimi Hendrix

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone


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