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Stone Wall Art

Building stone walls with mortar and inspiration

Stone Wall Art thanks to Dave Harris

Cementing good relationships with the neighbours

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Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Architecture begins where engineering ends. - Walter Gropius

I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

Every man is the architect of his own fortune. - Sallust

Failure is another stepping stone to greatness. - Oprah Winfrey

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Failures to heroic minds are the stepping stones to success. - Thomas Chandler Haliburton

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

Noise is a buffer, more effective than cubicles or booth walls. - Margaret Heffernan

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Chinese Proverb

Prose is architecture, not interior decoration, and the Baroque is over. - Ernest Hemingway

The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keeps out the joy. - Jim Rohn

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. - Jack Penn

The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi

Architecture starts when you carefully put two bricks together. There it begins. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

Let him that is without stone among you cast the first thing he can lay his hands on. - Robert Frost

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

If you can't control your anger, you are as helpless as a city without walls waiting to be attacked. - Book of Proverbs

Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success. - Dale Carnegie

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffet

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenements halls and whispered in the sounds of silence. - Paul Simon

Rock is so much fun. That's what it's all about - filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows. - Jimi Hendrix

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet


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