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Stone Wall Art

Building stone walls with mortar and inspiration

Stone Wall Art thanks to Dave Harris

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Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Every man is the architect of his own fortune. - Sallust

Failure is another stepping stone to greatness. - Oprah Winfrey

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

Failures to heroic minds are the stepping stones to success. - Thomas Chandler Haliburton

The first hole made through a piece of stone is a revelation. - Henry Moore

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

A diamond with a flaw is better than a common stone that is perfect. - Chinese Proverb

Prose is architecture, not interior decoration, and the Baroque is over. - Ernest Hemingway

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

As the sculptor devotes himself to wood and stone, I would devote myself to my soul. - Toyohiko Kagawa

Let him that is without stone among you cast the first thing he can lay his hands on. - Robert Frost

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success. - Dale Carnegie

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

The purpose of architecture is to shelter and enhance man's life on earth and to fulfill his belief in the nobility of his existence. - Eero Saarinen

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - the Joe-kster


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