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Why my beach party rocks!

Stoned On The Beach thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Beach rock art for a lazy, creative vacation

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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy


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