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Sun Skin Tone

What to do if your skin colour matches the sign

Sun Skin Tone thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Sun tanning safety tips

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I surf to get tan. - Shane Dorian

Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

I've had Irish skin from the time I was a young girl. - Lara Flynn Boyle

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

When you are skinning your customers, you should leave some skin on to grow so that you can skin them again. - Nikita S Khrushchev

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien


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