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Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

The secret of being a bore is to tell everything. - Voltaire

No one gossips about other people's secret virtues. - Bertrand Russell

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

A neurosis is a secret you don't know you're keeping. - Kenneth Tynan

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

The secret to life is meaningless unless you discover it yourself. - W Somerset Maugham

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. - Jack Penn

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

The secret of managing is to keep the 5 guys who hate you away from the 5 guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

The reason we are so pleased to find other people's secrets is that it distracts public attention from our own. - Oscar Wilde

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. But you have to be efficient if you’re going to be lazy. - Shirley Conran

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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