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Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The secret of being boring is to say everything. - Voltaire

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. - Ben Franklin

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

No one gossips about other people's secret virtues. - Bertrand Russell

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

A neurosis is a secret you don't know you're keeping. - Kenneth Tynan

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Let thy discontents be thy secrets. If the world knows them, it will despise thee and increase them. - Benjamin Franklin

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison


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