Tactical Texas

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

The nail that sticks up gets hammered down. - Japanese Proverb

To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks. - A.A. Milne

Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Life is about making an impact, not making an income. - Kevin Kruse

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

Failures to heroic minds are the stepping stones to success. - Thomas Chandler Haliburton

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

You can figure out what the villain fears by his choice of weapons. - Connie Brockway

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

We are all sculptors and painters, and our material is our own flesh and bones. - Henry David Thoreau

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

Give crayons. Adults are disturbingly impoverished of these magical dream sticks. - Dr. SunWolf

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all of us. - Margaret Thatcher

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher