Tactical Texas

Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

The nail that sticks up gets hammered down. - Japanese Proverb

To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks. - A.A. Milne

Nothing Eyetalian because it causes garlic stones. - Archie Bunker

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot

Failures to heroic minds are the stepping stones to success. - Thomas Chandler Haliburton

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Chinese Proverb

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

Behold the turtle. He only makes progress when he sticks his neck out. - James Bryant Conant

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

You never know when a moment and a few sincere words can have an impact on life. - Zig Ziglar

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

I don't know him very well... I've played him at golf and beat him badly both times, and I think that probably had a negative impact on him. - Donald Trump

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck