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Take Your Pick

Marion County Police ask you to Choose Your Ride

Take Your Pick thanks to Keith Blake

Your choice - Drink, Drive, or go to Jail

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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Whenever you fall, pick something up. - Oswald Avery

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win. - Jonathan Kozol

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice. - George Eliot

The choice you make today will usually affect tomorrow. - Unknown

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

If you choose not to decide, you've still made a choice. - Unknown

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. - Oscar Wilde

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

You can figure out what the villain fears by his choice of weapons. - Connie Brockway

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. - Sigfried Hulzer

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

An individual's fate is not a matter of chance, but a matter of choice. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Life is never boring, but some people choose to be bored. Boredom is a choice. - Wayne W. Dyer

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. - Unknown

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course. - Unknown

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Life, if you're fat, is a minefield - you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up. - Miriam Margolyes

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe. - John Muir

How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffet

The 3 C's of life: Choices, Chances, Changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change. - Unknown

You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it, it's not a mistake, it's a choice. - Unknown

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson


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