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Take Your Pick

Marion County Police ask you to Choose Your Ride

Take Your Pick thanks to Keith Blake

Your choice - Drink, Drive, or go to Jail

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If you pick it, it won't heal. - Unknown

Whenever you fall, pick something up. - Oswald Avery

Every choice you make has an end result. - Zig Ziglar

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Executives pick successors in their own image. - Unknown

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win. - Jonathan Kozol

Happiness is a conscious choice, not an automatic response. - Mildred Barthel

Go out hard. Pick it up in the middle and sprint at the end. - Browning Ross

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

You can figure out what the villain fears by his choice of weapons. - Connie Brockway

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. - Sigfried Hulzer

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. - Steven Wright

The Holy Father's newest Encyclacle? Like anyone cares what he rides around on. - Archie Bunker

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

Life, if you're fat, is a minefield - you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up. - Miriam Margolyes

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe. - John Muir

How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown

You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice. - John Green

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

My number one choice is Guinness. My number two choice would be Guinness. My number three choice would have to be Guinness. - Peter O'Toole

Destiny is not a matter of chance; it is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for; it is a thing to be achieved. - William Jennings Bryan

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

If you're wanting something salty, do air-popped popcorn. That, to me, would be a healthier choice than having any kind of fried chip. - Bob Harper

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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