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Take Your Pick

Marion County Police ask you to Choose Your Ride

Take Your Pick thanks to Keith Blake

Your choice - Drink, Drive, or go to Jail

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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

There is not one right way to ride a wave. - Jamie O'Brien

Make us laugh and you can pick all pockets. - Clemence Dane

Executives pick successors in their own image. - Unknown

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win. - Jonathan Kozol

A man can't be to careful in his choice of enemies. - Oscar Wilde

The choice you make today will usually affect tomorrow. - Unknown

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

An individual's fate is not a matter of chance, but a matter of choice. - Unknown

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. - Steven Wright

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. - Unknown

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course. - Unknown

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown

You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice. - John Green

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffet

Destiny is not a matter of chance; it is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for; it is a thing to be achieved. - William Jennings Bryan

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison


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