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Take Your Pick

Marion County Police ask you to Choose Your Ride

Take Your Pick thanks to Keith Blake

Your choice - Drink, Drive, or go to Jail

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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

If you pick it, it won't heal. - Unknown

Every choice you make has an end result. - Zig Ziglar

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

There is not one right way to ride a wave. - Jamie O'Brien

Executives pick successors in their own image. - Unknown

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. - Woody Allen

Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win. - Jonathan Kozol

The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice. - George Eliot

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

Happiness is a conscious choice, not an automatic response. - Mildred Barthel

Go out hard. Pick it up in the middle and sprint at the end. - Browning Ross

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. - Sigfried Hulzer

Never pick a fight with ugly people - they've got nothing to lose. - Robin Williams

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. - Steven Wright

The Holy Father's newest Encyclacle? Like anyone cares what he rides around on. - Archie Bunker

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course. - Unknown

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe. - John Muir

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffet

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

The 3 C's of life: Choices, Chances, Changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change. - Unknown

Always go with the choice that scares you the most, because that's the one that is going to require the most from you. - Caroline Myss

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

If you're wanting something salty, do air-popped popcorn. That, to me, would be a healthier choice than having any kind of fried chip. - Bob Harper

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison


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