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Take Your Pick

Marion County Police ask you to Choose Your Ride

Take Your Pick thanks to Keith Blake

Your choice - Drink, Drive, or go to Jail

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Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Make us laugh and you can pick all pockets. - Clemence Dane

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win. - Jonathan Kozol

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

A man can't be to careful in his choice of enemies. - Oscar Wilde

The choice you make today will usually affect tomorrow. - Unknown

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

If you choose not to decide, you've still made a choice. - Unknown

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

You can figure out what the villain fears by his choice of weapons. - Connie Brockway

Never pick a fight with ugly people - they've got nothing to lose. - Robin Williams

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. - Steven Wright

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. - Unknown

The Holy Father's newest Encyclacle? Like anyone cares what he rides around on. - Archie Bunker

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

You'll never have any mental muscle if you don't have any heavy stuff to pick up. - Diane Lane

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe. - John Muir

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

If you're wanting something salty, do air-popped popcorn. That, to me, would be a healthier choice than having any kind of fried chip. - Bob Harper

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson


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