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Take Your Pick

Marion County Police ask you to Choose Your Ride

Take Your Pick thanks to Keith Blake

Your choice - Drink, Drive, or go to Jail

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Whenever you fall, pick something up. - Oswald Avery

Every choice you make has an end result. - Zig Ziglar

There is not one right way to ride a wave. - Jamie O'Brien

Executives pick successors in their own image. - Unknown

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. - Woody Allen

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win. - Jonathan Kozol

A man can't be to careful in his choice of enemies. - Oscar Wilde

The choice you make today will usually affect tomorrow. - Unknown

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

Happiness is a conscious choice, not an automatic response. - Mildred Barthel

If you choose not to decide, you've still made a choice. - Unknown

Go out hard. Pick it up in the middle and sprint at the end. - Browning Ross

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

Life is never boring, but some people choose to be bored. Boredom is a choice. - Wayne W. Dyer

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

You'll never have any mental muscle if you don't have any heavy stuff to pick up. - Diane Lane

One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course. - Unknown

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice. - John Green

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. - Winston Churchill

The 3 C's of life: Choices, Chances, Changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change. - Unknown

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson


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