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Taking Care Of Her Little Ones

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In Africa

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Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested. - Unknown

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Blaming mother is just a negative way of clinging to her still. - Nancy Friday

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde

I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am not worried about the deficit. It's big enough to take care of itself. - Ronald Reagan

Logic takes care of itself; all we have to do is to look and see how it does it. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what - Unknown

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them? - Randy K. Milholland

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren


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