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Taking Care Of Her Little Ones

The unbound love of mothers and their children throughout the world

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At the River

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In Africa

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In India

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In the Ocean

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Motherly Care and Family Services vary by family types
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Mother is a verb, not a noun. - Shonda Rhimes

I understand. I just don't care. - Unknown

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

Fearlessness is the mother of reinvention. - Arianna Huffington

Me and your mother ain't no duke or duke-ess. - Archie Bunker

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. - Mae West

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

She's descended from a long line her mother listened to. - Gypsy Rose Lee

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

You can get old pretty young if you don't take care of yourself. - Yogi Berra

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Why should I care about posterity? What’s posterity ever done for me? - Groucho Marx

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

Logic takes care of itself; all we have to do is to look and see how it does it. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

If I knew I was gong to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself. - Mickey Mantle

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

Seek opportunities to show you care. The smallest gestures often make the biggest difference. - John Wooden

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

I realized when you look at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know. - Mitch Albom

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde


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