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Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

A dreaded disease is infilteratin' our home - Archie Bunker

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christion Morgenstern

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights. - Herbert Prochnow

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Servers make very little in regular wages and largely rely on tips to pay the bills and budget for weeks ahead. - Kevin McCarthy

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos


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