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Wall framing tips for new house construction

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What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

A dreaded disease is infilteratin' our home - Archie Bunker

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

The state of Washington calls tips 'wages.' - Tom Douglas

What's the need of a home if you are never in it? - George Grossmith

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights. - Herbert Prochnow

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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