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An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

Welcome to our home. And as yous people say "shaboom" (shalom) - Archie Bunker

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now. - Bob Newhart

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Servers make very little in regular wages and largely rely on tips to pay the bills and budget for weeks ahead. - Kevin McCarthy

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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