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Everybody is a teenage idol. - Barry Gibb

Let's make hay while it lasts. - James Lovelock

The thicker the hay, the easier it is mowed. - Alaric the Goth

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Motherhood is not for the fainthearted. Frogs, skinned knees and the insults of teenage girls are not meant for the wimpy. - Danielle Steele


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