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Texas Lampshades

Lighting the way in a home Down South

Texas Lampshades thanks to Keith Blake

This way, Bubba doesn't have to hunt for the light switch at home

Y’all come over and see a few good lightbulbs

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Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

The sky in Texas is the most amazing sky in the whole country, I think, like you can see more sky in Texas than you can see anywhere else in the world. - dina Menzel

Years ago - in the 70s, for about a decade - I carried a camera every place I went. And I shot a lot of pictures that were still life and landscape, using available light. - Leonard Nimoy


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