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The Importance Of Education

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The Importance Of Education thanks to Francis Densen

Here's to the start of a Redneck's school year

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Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

To educate a man is to unfit him to be a slave. - Frederick Douglass

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely. - P.J. O'Rourke

Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about. - Oscar Wilde

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

The most important persuasion tool you have in your entire arsenal is integrity. - Zig Ziglar

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. - Joey Adams

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen

The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley

The ability to focus attention on important things is a defining characteristic of intelligence. - Robert J. Shiller

Rituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip. - John Lennon

I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was important, like a league game. - Dick Butkus

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. - Homer Simpson

If I do decide to do this, which I very well might, Jesse's support would be very important to me, in many ways. - Donald Trump

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

What you get by reaching your destination is not nearly as important as what you will become by reaching your destination. - Zig Ziglar

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

The fruits of philosophy are the important thing, not the philosophy itself. When we ask the time, we don't want to know how watches are made. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - the Joe-kster

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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