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The Importance Of Education

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The Importance Of Education thanks to Francis Densen

Here's to the start of a Redneck's school year

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Education is the apprenticeship of life. - Robert Willmott

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

The longer the title, the less important the job. - George McGovern

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

Defensively, I think it's important for us to tackle. - Karl Mecklenburg

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

I have a strong sense that I have to educate people about disability. - Oscar Pistorius

The most important trip you may take in life is meeting people halfway. - Henry Boye

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

The most important of my discoveries has been suggested to me by my failures. - Sir Humphrey Davy

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them. - Stephen King

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn't take his education too seriously. - Charles F. Kettering

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. - Joey Adams

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why. - Mark Twain

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Rituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip. - John Lennon

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

There are only three colors, ten digits, and seven notes; it's what we do with them that's important. - Ruth Ross

You know what they say in Hollywood - the most important thing is being sincere, even if you have to fake it. - Cesar Romero

Things that aren't important, that have nothing to do with winning and losing, don't have to be a rule. - Peter Richmond

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

If I do decide to do this, which I very well might, Jesse's support would be very important to me, in many ways. - Donald Trump

A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done. - Fred Allen

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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