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The Importance Of Education

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The Importance Of Education thanks to Francis Densen

Here's to the start of a Redneck's school year

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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

The truth is more important than the facts. - Frank Lloyd Wright

If everything is important, then nothing is. - Unknown

The longer the title, the less important the job. - George McGovern

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. - Mark Twain

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The quality, not the longevity, of one's life is what is important. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

Society produces rogues and education makes one rogue cleverer than another. - Oscar Wilde

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it. - Mahatma Gandhi

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold

Kindness is more important than wisdom, and the recognition of this is the beginning of wisdom. - Theodore Isaac Rubin

The ability to focus attention on important things is a defining characteristic of intelligence. - Robert J. Shiller

Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein. - Guindon

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

The important thing is this: to be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we would become. - Charles Du Bos

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

There are only three colors, ten digits, and seven notes; it's what we do with them that's important. - Ruth Ross

You know what they say in Hollywood - the most important thing is being sincere, even if you have to fake it. - Cesar Romero

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Sixty years ago I knew everything. Now I know nothing. Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant

If I do decide to do this, which I very well might, Jesse's support would be very important to me, in many ways. - Donald Trump

Three things in human life are important. The first is to be kind. The second is to be kind. And the third is to be kind. - Henry James

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - the Joe-kster

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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