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The Importance Of Education

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The Importance Of Education thanks to Francis Densen

Here's to the start of a Redneck's school year

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Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education. - William Hazlitt

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

The most important trip you may take in life is meeting people halfway. - Henry Boye

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

The most important thing about batting is getting the bat to hit the ball. - Michael Holding

The most important question in American cinema is "When is lunch?" - Tommy Lee Jones

The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them. - Stephen King

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

What you are as a person is far more important that what you are as a basketball player. - John Wooden

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. - Unknown

The most important part of a story is the ending. No one reads a book to get to the middle. - Mickey Spillane

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

There are only three colors, ten digits, and seven notes; it's what we do with them that's important. - Ruth Ross

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

Sixty years ago I knew everything. Now I know nothing. Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Next to knowing when to seize an opportunity, the most important thing in life is to know when to forego an advantage. - Benjamin Disraeli

I've learned that the important thing is to know that you've tried your very hardest, gave 100 percent on every play. - George Rogers

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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