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We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Ambition makes more trusty slaves than need. - Ben Johnson

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Correction does much, but encouragement does more. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope. - Ovid

Failure isn't fatal, and success isn't final. - Don Shula

Try not to become a man of success but a man of value. - Albert Einstein

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference. - Winston Churchill

Forgiveness is not an occasional act: it is an attitude. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Have the passion, take the action and magic will happen. - Bar Rafaeli

Men's best successes come after their disappointments. - Henry Ward Beecher

Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets. - Arthur Miller

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles Schwab

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

The best thing that can come with success is the knowledge that it is nothing to long for. - Liv Ullman

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Unknown

Enthusiasm creates a current in everyone it touches. It turns an ordinary person into a crusader. - F.D. Van Amburgh

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

Success is one thing you can't pay for. You buy it on the installment plan and make payments every day. - Zig Ziglar

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

Many of life's failures are experienced by people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. - Thomas Edison

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

Failure is blindness to the strategic element in events; success is readiness for instant action when the opportune moment arrives. - Newell D. Hillis

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

Success is not to be measured by the position someone has reached in life, but the obstacles he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

The barrier between success is not something which exists in the real world: it is composed purely and simply of doubts about ability. - Franklin D Roosevelt

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison


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