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Think Safety First

Some workers don't practice what they preach

Think Safety First thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Work safety signs for those who can read

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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton


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