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Think Safety First

Some workers don't practice what they preach

Think Safety First thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Work safety signs for those who can read

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One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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