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Think Safety First

Some workers don't practice what they preach

Think Safety First thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Work safety signs for those who can read

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What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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