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This Little Stool

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This Little Stool thanks to Elenore Archibald

This little stool is mine
I use it all the time
To reach the things I couldn't
And lots of things I shouldn't

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Nothing recedes like success. - Walter Winchell

Human success is a quotation from overhead. - Charles H. Parkhurst

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Men's best successes come after their disappointments. - Henry Ward Beecher

Every failure brings with it the seed of an equivalent success. - Napoleon Hill

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. - Vince Lombardi

We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles Schwab

Success is never final, failure is never fatal. It's courage that counts. - John Wooden

Success is more permanent when you achieve it without destroying your principles. - Walter Cronkite

Nobody was ever meant,
To remember or invent,
What he did with every cent. - Robert Frost

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

Success in life, in anything, depends upon the number of persons that one can make himself agreeable to. - Thomas Carlyle

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

I never like anyone who didn't have a temper. If you don't have any temper, you don't have any passion. - Michael Bloomberg

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

Businesses should follow and learn from others' successes and failures in order to better understand and predict their own. - Ben Mezrich

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

Failure is blindness to the strategic element in events; success is readiness for instant action when the opportune moment arrives. - Newell D. Hillis

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

Remember you're not entitled to anything. You have to earn your success every day, and you will make mistakes like everyone else. - Harvey Mackay

The barrier between success is not something which exists in the real world: it is composed purely and simply of doubts about ability. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder


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