#1 humor site on the 'net

This Little Stool

Things used by Kids that are bathroom-compliant

This Little Stool thanks to Elenore Archibald

This little stool is mine
I use it all the time
To reach the things I couldn't
And lots of things I shouldn't

QuotaBills
Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

Passion is easy; commitment is tough. - Celia Barbour

Eighty percent of success is showing up. - Woody Allen

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Success is due less to ability than to zeal. - Charles Buxton

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

Success is falling nine times and getting up ten. - Jon Bon Jovi

Positivity is such a high predictor of success rate. - Shawn Achor

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Failures to heroic minds are the stepping stones to success. - Thomas Chandler Haliburton

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. - St. Clement of Alexandra

Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells. - Elizabeth Taylor

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

Only send out into the world that which you hope to receive in return. - Peter Legge

Enthusiasm is catching, so surround yourself with enthusiastic people. - Norman Vincent Peale

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

The penalty of success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you. - Nancy Astor

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike. - Oscar Wilde

Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. - Maya Angelou

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitude. - William James

Success goes to the ones who do. Get up. Show up. Throw up if you have to. Do it afraid, but do it no matter. - Toni Sorenson

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

Having a positive mental attitude is asking how something can be done rather than saying it can't be done. - Bo Bennett

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. - Lou Holtz

The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself. - Mark Caine

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

No one is going to hand me success. I must go out and get it myself. That's why I'm here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world and myself. - Unknown


Spaghetti Cooker

Elephant Sunset

Tumbleweed Hairstyle

Car Jump

Darth Fiddler

African Ambulance

Fluent Sarcasm

A Picture Of Me In The Shower

Young Body Painter

Toemongous

How Russians Play Chess

Sudoku Cats

Luke FloorWalker

Proud Pug Parents

Reach For Your Dreams

Bouncing Checks

Abbreviated Beetle

Glass Prescription

Log Out - Here It Comes!

Roo Paper

Pool Fashion

Look At It This Way

Starbucks Bethlehem

Redneck House Cleaning