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This Little Stool

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This Little Stool thanks to Elenore Archibald

This little stool is mine
I use it all the time
To reach the things I couldn't
And lots of things I shouldn't

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Failure teaches success. - Japanese Saying

Success covers a multitude of blunders. - George Bernard Shaw

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. - Amy Tan

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Unknown

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude to the problem. - Unknown

Success is never final, failure is never fatal. It's courage that counts. - John Wooden

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

The very first step toward success in any occupation is to become interested in it. - Sir William Osler

Losers visualize the penalties of failure. Winners visualize the rewards of success. - Unknown

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

Businesses should follow and learn from others' successes and failures in order to better understand and predict their own. - Ben Mezrich

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

Failure is blindness to the strategic element in events; success is readiness for instant action when the opportune moment arrives. - Newell D. Hillis

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

Overnight success just doesn't happen. You've got to put your time in. You're up and down - all of a sudden, it just clicks. - Anthony Calvillo

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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