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Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

Your inner beauty never needs makeup. - Unknown

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Beauty in things lies in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. - Frank Lloyd Wright

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. - Kiera Cass

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones


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