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A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

I could not get the ring without the finger. - Thomas Middleton

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream. - Eleanor Roosevelt

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus


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