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ToileTree

An artistic arborist's bathroom

ToileTree thanks to Georgia Tuttle

Leaf it to Jethro to never run out of TP

Toiletry bags - a packing list wall
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My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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