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Tree Nurture

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Tree Nurture thanks to Kenzie Barlow

Lending a helping hand - tree care tips for leaning trees

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Growth is the only evidence of life. - John Henry Newman

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Trees often transplanted seldom prosper. - Flemish Proverb

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Growth itself contains the germ of happiness. - Pearl S. Buck

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. - Red Skelton

Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. - Richard Bach

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely. - Karen Kaiser Clark

Think I'm sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care. - Unknown

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

When my wrestlers got their hands raised, I jumped for joy. - Dan Gable

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

Wringing your hands only stops you from rolling up your sleeves. - James Rollins

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? - Milton Berle

Ambition is the germ from which all growth of nobleness proceeds. - Oscar Wilde

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Alone, you are only as good as your reach; you must join hands with others. - Joe Segal

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Nurses dispense comfort, compassion, and caring without even a prescription. - Val Saintsbury

The problem is that Americans care more about saving whales than saving males. - Warren Farrell

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

Logic takes care of itself; all we have to do is to look and see how it does it. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Lay hold of life with both hands, whenever thou mayest seize it, it is interesting. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees. - George Eliot

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

When life hands you a lemon, say, "Oh year, I like lemons, what else ya got?" - Henry Rollins

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what - Unknown

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

Seek opportunities to show you care. The smallest gestures often make the biggest difference. - John Wooden

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

One day you'll find someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be your future. - Unknown

The opposite of love isn't hate - it's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care. - Marcia Cross

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

I've learned that people will seldom let you down if they understand that your destiny is in their hands, and vice versa. - Harvey Mackay

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

When enough people care about autism or diabetes or global warming, it helps everyone, even if only a tiny fraction actively participate. - Seth Godin

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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