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Tree Standout

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Tree Standout thanks to Keith Blake

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We read to know we're not alone. - William Nicholson

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Trees often transplanted seldom prosper. - Flemish Proverb

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

The two of us all alone and, well, we was imminent together. - Archie Bunker

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

Laugh and the world laughs with you;
Weep, and you weep alone. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one. - George Mikes

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

If you want to go first, go alone. If you want to go far, go together. - African Proverb

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors. - Confucius

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

You can make it, but it’s easier if you don’t have to do it alone. - Betty Ford

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees. - George Eliot

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Unknown

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready. - Henry David Thoreau

To stand up on a stage alone with an acoustic guitar requires bravery bordering on heroism. Bordering on insanity. - Richard Thompson

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

We'll spend it alone together; we won't have people around. That's the best. I feel really comfortable in a bathrobe. - Donald Trump

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash


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