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What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

Hiring alone doesn't give equal opportunity. - Richard J Mahoney

The first lesson reading teaches is how to be alone. - Jonathan Franzen

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

Man does not live on bread alone: sometimes he needs a little buttering up. - John C Maxwell

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

You can make it, but it’s easier if you don’t have to do it alone. - Betty Ford

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees. - George Eliot

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eat them. - Adlai Stevenson

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

Knowledge alone is not enough. It must be leavened with magnanimity before it becomes wisdom. - Adlai E. Stevenson

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

We are all so afraid, we are all so alone, we all so need from the outside the assurance of our own worthiness to exist. - Ford Madox Ford

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced. - Andre Gide

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash


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