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Truck Stuck Wedding Cake

Bubba finds a way to make it on time to his own wedding

Truck Stuck Wedding Cake thanks to Roy Taylor

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A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing you did mattered? - Bill Murray

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald


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