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Truth Decay

Prevention by brushing up on the Bible

 

Truth Decay thanks to Karen Moore

Sign that it's time to head back to Church

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Too much truth is uncouth. - Franklin P. Adams

Facts are the enemy of truth. - Don Quixote

Truth does not happen; it just is. - Hopi Proverb

He buries gold who hides the truth. - Pythagoras

In war, truth is the first casualty. - Aeschylus

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

Man has no nobler function than to defend the truth. - Mahalia Jackson

Not truth, but faith it is that keeps the world alive. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

It's a sad truth that everyone is a bore to someone. - Llewellyn Miller

Logic is the technique by which we add conviction to truth. - Jean de la Bruyere

You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad. - Aldous Huxley

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

Truth is as impossible to be soiled by any outward touch as the sunbeam. - John Milton

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. - Winston Churchill

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end. - Sid Caesar

Experience is what really happens to you in the long run; the truth that finally overtakes you. - Katherine Anne Porter

A good lie will have traveled half way around the world while the truth is putting on her boots. - Mark Twain

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. - Sherlock Holmes

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. - Winston Churchill

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

The truth is, I do indulge myself a little the more in pleasure, knowing that this is the proper age of my life to do it. - Samuel Pepys

You can always trust information given you by people who are crazy; they have an access to truth not available through regular channels. - Sheila Ballantyne

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident. - Arthur Schopenhauer

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison

The whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. - Umberto Eco


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