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Truth Decay

Prevention by brushing up on the Bible

 

Truth Decay thanks to Karen Moore

Sign that it's time to head back to Church

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The color of truth is gray. - Andre Gide

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

A lot of truth is said in jest. - Eminem

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

Truth exists, only falsehood has to be invented. - Georges Braque

Man has no nobler function than to defend the truth. - Mahalia Jackson

People only lie because they are afraid of the truth. - Madison Reil

Not truth, but faith it is that keeps the world alive. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

It's a sad truth that everyone is a bore to someone. - Llewellyn Miller

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

Tell the truth. That way you don't have to remember a story. - John Wooden

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

Truth is as impossible to be soiled by any outward touch as the sunbeam. - John Milton

As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand. - Josh Billings

What happens is fact, not truth. Truth is what we think about what happens. - Robert McKee

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray

My way of joe-king is telling the truth; that is the funniest joke in the world. - George Bernard Shaw

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

Because you're not what I would have you be, I blind myself to who, in truth, you are. - Madeleine L'Engle

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly

The pursuit of truth is like picking raspberries. You miss a lot if you approach it from only one angle. - Randal Marlin

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire. - Theodor Adorno

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. - Adlai Stevenson

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident. - Arthur Schopenhauer

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison


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