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Truth Decay

Prevention by brushing up on the Bible

 

Truth Decay thanks to Karen Moore

Sign that it's time to head back to Church

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Tell the truth and run. - Yugoslavian Proverb

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

The truth is more important than the facts. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Man has no nobler function than to defend the truth. - Mahalia Jackson

A lie which is half truth is ever the blackest of lies. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it. - Mark Twain

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

We arrive at the truth, not by reason only, but also by the heart. - Blaise Pascal

Memory is often less about the truth than about what we want it to be. - David Halberstam

Always go too far, because that's where you'll find the truth. - Albert Camus

If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out. - Oscar Wilde

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people. - Virginia Woolf

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth. - Donald Trump

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. - Winston Churchill

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

Truth may be stranger than fiction, goes the old saw, but it is never as strange as lies. - John Hodgman

Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end. - Sid Caesar

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain’t so. - Mark Twain

Truth is always present; it only needs to lift the iron lids of the mind's eye to read its oracles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Defending the truth is not something one does out of a sense of duty or to allay guilt complexes, but is a reward in itself. - Simone De Beauvoir

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James


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