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Twitter Overload

Time for a Social Networking diet

Twitter Overload thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Connecting with your big friends

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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot


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