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Unhappy Baby

Starting life with a pessimistic attitude

Unhappy Baby thanks to Stan Kay

History of the middle finger

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Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker

No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy. - Unknown

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

Never touch your idols: the gilding will stick to your fingers. - Gustave Flaubert

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Perfect love means to love the one through whom one became unhappy. - Soren Kierkegaard

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers. - Phyllis Diller

It's a battle with himself and with the ticking fingers of the clock. - David Coleman

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

At the base and birth of every successful venture you will find an enthusiast. - Winston Churchill

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy. - Groucho Marx

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body. - Donald Trump

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

Those who are unhappy have no need for anything in this world but people capable of giving them their attention. - Simone Weil

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin


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