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Until We Understand Women

The key to amazing relationships

Until We Understand Women thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How to understand women - a lifetime preoccupation

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Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

Seek first to understand, then to be understood. - Stephen Covey

You always admire what you really do not understand. - Blaise Pascal

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. - Jack Nicholson

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great, but how to laugh through it. - Liza Minnelli

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson


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