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Until We Understand Women thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How to understand women - a lifetime preoccupation

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Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

What I cannot create, I do not understand. - Richard Feynman

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffet

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman. - Archie Bunker

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

In order to understand the world, one has to turn away from it on occasion. - Albert Camus

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. - Oscar Wilde

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves. - Carl Jung

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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