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How to understand women - a lifetime preoccupation

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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

My shrink doesn't understand me. - Unknown

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. - Jack Nicholson

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

The testimony of a woman has only half the value of the testimony of a man. - Iranian Penal Code

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

To understand a name you must be acquainted with the particular of which it is a name. - Bertrand Russell

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Most people do not listen with the intent to understand; they listen with the intent to reply. - Stephen R. Covey

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it. - Upton Sinclair

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

Remember, we're fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done! - Groucho Marx

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding


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