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Should your art be insured?

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Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders. - Ronald Reagan

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. - Kin Hubbard

Whoever incites anger has a strong insurance against indifference. - Philip Stanhope

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte


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