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Wash Away Sins

Hand soap that kills sins on contact

Wash Away Sins thanks to Frank Farmere

If only all our answers to problems were this easy...

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Sin is geographical. - Bertrand Russell

There is no sin except stupidity. - Oscar Wilde

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Sin is whatever obscures the soul. - Andre Gide

Ya don't have to soft soap me. - Archie Bunker

Being afraid is the worst sin there is. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men. - Abraham Lincoln

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

His cloak was his crowning glory; sable, thick and black and soft as sin. - George R.R. Martin

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

The only people who should really sin
Are the people who can sin and grin. - Ogden Nash

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

The first and worst of all frauds is to cheat one's self. All sin is easy after that. - Pearl Bailey

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The problem of improving literary taste is one for the schools. Soap operas sell lots of soap. - Neil McElroy

Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin. - John von Neumann

All good things were at one time bad things; every original sin has developed into an original virtue. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

There is only one real sin and that is to persuade oneself that the second best is anything but second best. - Doris Lessing

If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover

I like staying in hotels. I like their tiny soap. I like to pretend it's regular-sized and my muscles are huge. - Jerry Seinfeld

In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican. - H L Mencken

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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