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Whale Photobomb

Some whale watching tours add special backdrop scenery

Whale Photobomb thanks to Louise Wintrell

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The story of Noah and the whale. - Archie Bunker

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

One picture is worth a thousand words. - Fred Barnard

My clients are the whales and the seals. - Paul Watson

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

One picture is worth more than a thousand words. - Chinese Proverb

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin

An epic is the easiest kind of picture to make badly. - Charlton Heston

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky

If you were to make little fishes talk, they would talk like whales. - Oliver Goldsmith

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

A picture is worth a thousand words, but try saying that with a picture. - Unknown

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

The best things in life are unexpected - because there were no expectations. - Eli Khamarov

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

I write many essays on whales. I love whales, especially orcas. And dolphins. - Millie B. Brown

The problem is that Americans care more about saving whales than saving males. - Warren Farrell

The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species. - Dave Barry

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

My hometown is so dull that the drugstore sells picture postcards of other towns. - Milton Berle

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. - George S Patton

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

Any human anywhere will blossom in a hundred unexpected talents and capacities simply by being given the opportunity to do so. - Doris Lessing

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. - Norman Vincent Peale

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft


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