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Whatever Time

How time flies at the office

Whatever Time thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

What time is it... roughly speaking?

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Time is eternity begun. - James Montgomery

Whatever you can, count. - Sir Francis Bacon

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

I'm sympathising my watch with yours. - Archie Bunker

I wasted time, and now doth time waste me. - William Shakespeare

I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare. - Steven Wright

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

Tomorrow is often the busiest time of the year. - Spanish Proverb

Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies. - Voltaire

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time. - Richard Nixon

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

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The real problem of leisure time is how to keep others from using yours. - Arthur Lacey

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

Look at everything as though you were seeing it either for the first or last time. - Betty Smith

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

If we were born knowing everything, what would we do with all this time on this earth? - Nelly

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

It is even better to act quickly and err than to hesitate until the time of action is past. - Karl von Clausewitz

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award. - Michael Caine

'Next time!' In what calendar are kept the records of those next times which never come? - Helen Hunt Jackson

Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time. - Josh Billings

One does not discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for a very long time. - Andre Gide

Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein. - Guindon

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe. - Homer

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

It takes less time to do something right the first time, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Unknown

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. - Will Rogers

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

There is a strange moment in time, after something horrible happens, when you know it's true, but you haven't told anyone yet. - Barbara Kingsolver

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain


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