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Whatever Time

How time flies at the office

Whatever Time thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

What time is it... roughly speaking?

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I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

Only time will tell if we stand the test of time. - Van Halen

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want. - Bill Watterson

Don't try to make me consistent. I am learning all the time. - R Buckminster Fuller

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. - Hector Berlioz

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us. - JRR Tolkien

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

If you need something done ask a busy man, no one else will have time to do it. - Unknown

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

It's surprising how much of memory is built around things unnoticed at the time. - Barbara Kingsolver

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in. - Andrew Jackson

Time neither subtracts nor divides, but adds at such a pace it seems like multiplication. - Bob Talbert

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect). - Mark Twain

You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you're going to do with it. - Susie Bright

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

Never waste your time trying to explain who you are to people who are committed to misunderstanding you. - Unknown

The best and cheapest dentistry is when the right thing is done extremely well the first time and it lasts. - Unknown

I spend a lot of time thinking of the Hereafter - each time I enter a room I wonder what I'm here after. - Tim Conway

Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. - Jane Austen

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

But, with time, one has encountered many of the monsters, and one is increasingly less terrified of those still to be met. - Kay Redfield Jamison

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

Q: When is the perfect time?
A: Who can say, but probably somewhere between haste and delay - and it's usually most wise to start today. - Rasheed Ogunlaru

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy

There is only one categorical imperative: Act only according to that maxim by which you can at the same time will that it should become universal law. - Immanuel Kant


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