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Whatever Time

How time flies at the office

Whatever Time thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

What time is it... roughly speaking?

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The late start is due to the time. - David Coleman

The future comes one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

All great achievements require time. - Maya Angelou

We always weaken whatever we exaggerate. - Jean Francois de La Harpe

Genius is immediate, but talent takes time. - Janet Flanner

It's the time of year when Canadians mate. - Craig Ferguson

Whatever it is you're scared of doing, Do it. - Neil Gaiman

Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug. - John Lithgow

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Forever is a long time, but not as long as it was yesterday. - Dennis H'Orgnies

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

I used to have an hourglass figure, then the sands of time shifted. - Unknown

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. - Hector Berlioz

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

All endings are also beginnings - we just don't know it at the time. - Unknown

Human beings want to be good, but not too good and not quite all the time. - George Orwell

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy man has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it. - Mahatma Gandhi

Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings

Our greatest glory consist not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. - Oliver Goldsmith

Look at everything as though you were seeing it either for the first or last time. - Betty Smith

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never quite sure. - Lee Segall

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and not something you do in your spare time. - Marion Wright Edelman

I think when a surfer becomes a surfer, it's almost like an obligation to be an environmentalist at the same time. - Kelly Slater

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

Maybe I couldn’t be dafter,
But I keep wondering if this time we settle our differences before a war instead of after. - Ogden Nash

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

Worrying is the most natural and spontaneous of all human functions. It is time to acknowledge this, perhaps even to learn to do it better. - Lewis Thomas

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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