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Why Fire Trucks Are Red

Seeing red through convoluted English interpretation

Why Fire Trucks Are Red thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Intriguing Monty Python application of logic and etymology

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Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers

Pure logic is the ruin of the spirit. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Logic is one thing and common sense another. - Elbert Hubbard

The best defense against logic is ignorance. - Blaise Pascal

Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end. - Leonard Nimoy

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

When intuition and logic agree, you are always right. - Blaise Pascal

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

I am old enough to know that a red carpet is just a rug. - Al Gore

Insanity is often the logic of an accurate mind overtaxed. - Oliver W. Holmes

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

The mind has its own logic but does not often let others in on it. - Bernard Devoto

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

We live in a Newtonian world of Einsteinian physics ruled by Frankenstein logic. - David Russell

Roses are red, Pizza sauce is too, I ordered a large, and None of it is for you. - Unknown

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

The fact that logic cannot satisfy us awakens an almost insatiable hunger for the irrational. - A.N. Wilson

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are. - David Letterman

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced. - Andre Gide

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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