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Why Fire Trucks Are Red

Seeing red through convoluted English interpretation

Why Fire Trucks Are Red thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Intriguing Monty Python application of logic and etymology

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Logic is the anatomy of thought. - Albert Einstein

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Logic is one thing and common sense another. - Elbert Hubbard

The best defense against logic is ignorance. - Blaise Pascal

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

I am old enough to know that a red carpet is just a rug. - Al Gore

Insanity is often the logic of an accurate mind overtaxed. - Oliver W. Holmes

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

Whether we wound or are wounded, the blood that flows is red. - Eiichiro Oda

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I. - Oscar Levant

Logic is like the sword – those who appeal to it shall perish by it. - Edward Gibbon

Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one. - Bob Hope

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. - G K Chesterton

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

Logic takes care of itself; all we have to do is to look and see how it does it. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities. - Lord Dunsany

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

The fact that logic cannot satisfy us awakens an almost insatiable hunger for the irrational. - A.N. Wilson

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are. - David Letterman

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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