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Why Fire Trucks Are Red

Seeing red through convoluted English interpretation

Why Fire Trucks Are Red thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Intriguing Monty Python application of logic and etymology

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Logic is the anatomy of thought. - Albert Einstein

Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

The best defense against logic is ignorance. - Blaise Pascal

Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end. - Leonard Nimoy

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

I have a thing for red-haired Irish boys, as we know. - Sandra Bullock

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

The mind has its own logic but does not often let others in on it. - Bernard Devoto

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Logic is like the sword – those who appeal to it shall perish by it. - Edward Gibbon

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. - G K Chesterton

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

The fact that logic cannot satisfy us awakens an almost insatiable hunger for the irrational. - A.N. Wilson

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are. - David Letterman

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced. - Andre Gide

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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