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Dogs and Kids are best friends

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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

A window of opportunity won't open itself. - Dave Weinbaum

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

Silence is the true friend that never betrays. - Confucius

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

You are no more exempt from time's inexorable passing than Macbeth. Whether time is your friend or foe depends on how you use it. - Patricia Fripp

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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