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Window Washers at a Children's Hospital

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Window Washers at a Children's Hospital thanks to Keith Blake

Healthcare professionals spreading good cheer at a Children's Hospice

Window Washers at a Children's Hospital thanks to Keith Blake

Window Washers at a Children's Hospital thanks to Keith Blake

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Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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