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Window Washers at a Children's Hospital

Spiderman's friends spread web of goodwill

Window Washers at a Children's Hospital thanks to Keith Blake

Healthcare professionals spreading good cheer at a Children's Hospice

Window Washers at a Children's Hospital thanks to Keith Blake

Window Washers at a Children's Hospital thanks to Keith Blake

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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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