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Window Washers at a Children's Hospital

Spiderman's friends spread web of goodwill

Window Washers at a Children's Hospital thanks to Keith Blake

Healthcare professionals spreading good cheer at a Children's Hospice

Window Washers at a Children's Hospital thanks to Keith Blake

Window Washers at a Children's Hospital thanks to Keith Blake

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The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler


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