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Winter Deflation

Sometimes it doesn't pay to be full of hot air

Winter Deflation thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Blowing up a balloon to see it blowing down

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Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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