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Wolf Mode

Safety in the woods - how to recognize a dangerous wolf from an imposter

Wolf Mode thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Wolf Awareness Day

The difference between werewolfs, wearwolfs, and warewolfs

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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Wolves and lambs can enjoy no meeting of the minds. - Achilles

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you make yourselves sheep, the wolves will eat you. - Benjamin Franklin

The wolf that one hears is worse than the orc that one fears. - JRR Tolkien

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes? - Archie Bunker

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

Everybody needs his memories. They keep the wolf of insignificance from the door. - Saul Bellow

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

Therefore, it is necessary to be a fox to discover the snares and a lion to terrify the wolves. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The capital that we believed would flourish for ten thousand years has now become a lair for the wolves. - Onin Ki

There is no impossibility to him who stands prepared to conquer every hazard. The fearful are the failing. - Sarah J. Hale

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Benjamin Franklin

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson


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