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Workshop Labour Rates

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Workshop Labour Rates thanks to Howard Chapman

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What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

We always admire the other fellow more after we have tried to do his job. - William Feather

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek


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