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Workshop Labour Rates

Motorists face higher costs as price of garage labour races ahead

Workshop Labour Rates thanks to Howard Chapman

Business with 'peer pressure' cost structure

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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes. - William J. Brennan, Jr.

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't in on that particular job. - Brian Clough

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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