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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Don't torture yourself... that's my job. - Carolyn Jones

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Most of the early part of an actor's career, you do the jobs you get. - Jack Nicholson

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application. - Ken Kraft

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - the Joe-kster

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

There is a difference between conceit and confidence. Conceit is bragging about yourself. Confidence means you believe you can get the job done. - Johnny Unitas

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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