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Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order. - Cary Grant

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - the Joe-kster

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their jobs. - Samuel Goldwyn

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer


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