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Workshop Labour Rates

Motorists face higher costs as price of garage labour races ahead

Workshop Labour Rates thanks to Howard Chapman

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The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. - Aristotle

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Don't torture yourself... that's my job. - Carolyn Jones

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

The cost of living is high, but it's worth it. - Unknown

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

The person who knows "how" will always have a job.
The person who knows "why" will always be his boss. - Diane Ravitch

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend


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