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World Peas

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World Peas thanks to Wayne Nowazek

I can taste it - peas on earth and good will to all

Luke 2:14   “Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace among men with whom He is pleased”

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The world wants to be deceived. - Sebastian Brant

World records are only borrowed. - Unknown

We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins

The world is won by those who let it go. - Lao-tzu

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world. - Richard Armour

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

If a man would move the world, he must first move himself. - Socrates

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. - Steven Wright

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

Sometimes idealism and all that make believe makes the world a better place. - Sung Kang

Comfort and prosperity have never enriched the world as much as adversity has. - Billy Graham

There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't - the Joe-kster

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

Technology is the knack of so arranging the world that we don't have to experience it. - Max Frisch

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world. - Freya Stark

Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

If we cannot end now our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity. - John F Kennedy

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna

Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it, and that's true anywhere in the world. - Andrew Young

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

Inventing is seeing the same problem that everyone around the world is seeing, but looking at it differently. - Dean Kamen

The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing. - Albert Einstein

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. - Johnny Carson

Toward the north, from there shone Frederick, the North Star, around whom Germany, Europe, even the world seemed to turn. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist. - George Bernard Shaw

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican. - H L Mencken

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes. A principle which if acted on would save one-half the wars of the world. - Thomas Jefferson

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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