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World Peas

Feeding the world with compassion and understanding

World Peas thanks to Wayne Nowazek

I can taste it - peas on earth and good will to all

Luke 2:14   “Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace among men with whom He is pleased”

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Stop the world, I want to get off. - Anthony Newley

Don't spin the world; move it gently. - Joe Segal

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

There is another world, but it is in this one. - Paul Eluard

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

The most realistic regime in the world. No ideals. - Golda Meir

I opened myself to the gentle indifference of the world. - Albert Camus

The United States has much to offer the Third World War. - Ronald Reagan

I will build you... one of the great ballrooms of the world. - Donald Trump

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty

Evil always turns up in this world through some genius or other. - Denis Diderot

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

It is when we all play safe that we create a world of utmost insecurity. - Dag Hammarskjold

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

I'm a little worried... Brave New World seems a bit more real everyday. - Solange Nicole

The world dies over and over again, but the skeleton always gets up and walks. - Henry Miller

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive. - Anais Nin

There's nothing like an English weirdo. We have the best nutters in the world. - Sharon Osbourne

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other. - Chinese Proverb

You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. - Lucille Ball

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

True contentment depends not upon what we have; a tub was large enough for Diogenes, but a world was too little for Alexander. - Charles Caleb Colton

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man — he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

You do not determine a man's greatness by his talent or wealth, as the world does, but rather by what it takes to discourage him. - Jerry Falwell

When you win the World Series, like we did with The Apprentice, you don't make too many changes. The big change is always the cast. - Donald Trump

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

No one is going to hand me success. I must go out and get it myself. That's why I'm here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world and myself. - Unknown

Everyone who wants to know what will happen ought to examine what has happened: everything in this world in any epoch has their replicas in antiquity. - Niccolo Machiavelli


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