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World Peas

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World Peas thanks to Wayne Nowazek

I can taste it - peas on earth and good will to all

Luke 2:14   “Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace among men with whom He is pleased”

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The world is won by those who let it go. - Lao-tzu

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. - Otto von Bismarck

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

You must be the change you wish to see in the world. - Mahatma Gandhi

The strongest man in the world is he who stands alone. - Henrik Ibsen

Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch

The world can be such a fright, but it belongs to us tonight. - Craig Ferguson

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

The hyphen, that's the most un-American thing in the world. - Woodrow Wilson

If you want to change the world, find someone to help you paddle. - William H. McRaven

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

This is the best day the world has ever seen. Tomorrow will be better. - R.A. Campbell

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world. - Robin Williams

If your world doesn't allow you to dream, move to one where you can. - Billy Idol

Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein

In order to understand the world, one has to turn away from it on occasion. - Albert Camus

The world dies over and over again, but the skeleton always gets up and walks. - Henry Miller

Here is the world. Beautiful and terrible things will happen. Don't be afraid. - Frederick Buechner

There's nothing like an English weirdo. We have the best nutters in the world. - Sharon Osbourne

A lot of good could be accomplished in this world if nobody cared who got the credit. - Unknown

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry, and you're probably watching the wrong channel. - Groucho Marx

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a madhouse. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

You can conquer the city, the nation, the world, but until you can conquer your spirit, you're a loser. - Unknown

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

One thing I carried my whole life, especially from my grandparents in Chicago, was a huge idealism for the world. - Abigail Washburn

Sometimes in the morning, when it's a good surf, I go out there, and I don't feel like it's a bad world. - Kary Mullis

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

Toward the north, from there shone Frederick, the North Star, around whom Germany, Europe, even the world seemed to turn. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

You don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world... but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices. - John Green

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. - Samuel Johnson

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

The day I understood everything, was the day I stopped trying to figure everything out. The day I knew peace was the day I let everything go. - C. JoyBell

I soon realized that no journey carries one far unless, as it extends into the world around us, it goes an equal distance into the world within. - Lillian Smith

The whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. - Umberto Eco

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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