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World Peas thanks to Wayne Nowazek

I can taste it - peas on earth and good will to all

Luke 2:14   “Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace among men with whom He is pleased”
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Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

The world wants to be deceived. - Sebastian Brant

There is no way to peace. Peace is the way. - A.J. Muste

Change your thoughts and you change your world. - Norman Vincent Peale

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible. - Oscar Wilde

If you want to change the world, find someone to help you paddle. - William H. McRaven

It's not the end of the world, but you can see it from there. - Pierre Trudeau

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all of us. - Margaret Thatcher

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world. - Freya Stark

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Muhammad Ali

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

I was as unburdened as a piece of dandelion fluff, and he was the wind that stirred me about the world. - Sarah J. Maas

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. - Mark Twain

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

Conquer the world by intelligence, and not merely by being slavishly subdued by the terror that comes from it. - Bertrand Russell

What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person. - Quentin Crisp

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it. - Elbert Hubbard

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Through return to simple living comes release of desires. In release of desires, stillness is attained. In stillness the world is restored. - Lao Tzu

The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it. - Albert Einstein

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg

Even if you can be the world's best at one thing, you'll be the world's worst at something else. Supermodels make pathetic sumo wrestlers. - Martha Beck


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