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World's First Laser Pointer

Old-style professor refuses to change with the times

World's First Laser Pointer thanks to Freda Gescott

Versatile laser pointers use a detachable filter to point a star pattern

Versatile laser pointers use a detachable filter allowing one to point a star pattern or detach for a straight beam

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Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

History is philosophy teaching by example. - Dionysius

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear. - Buddha

Let the others have the charisma. I've got the class. - George H.W. Bush

What a blind person needs is not a teacher but another self. - Helen Keller

A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary. - Thomas Carruthers

Experience is always a good teacher, but she often has dull pupils. - Unknown

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. - Hector Berlioz

Upper classes are a nation's past; the middle class is its future. - Ayn Rand

A teacher affects eternity. He can never tell where his influence stops. - Henry Adams

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher. - Flannery O'Connor

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first and the lesson after. - Vernon Law

The middle class. Since when in America do we have classes? That's Marxism talk. - Rick Santorum

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class. - David Coleman

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Aarfy was a dedicated fraternity man who loved cheerleading and class reunions and did not have brains enough to be afraid... - Joseph Heller

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The mediocre teacher tells.
The good teacher explains.
The superior teacher demonstrates.
The great teacher inspires. - William Arthur Ward

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol

I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher, and I would like to teach them something. - Woodrow Wilson

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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