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Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. - Unknown

Being afraid is the worst sin there is. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

The worst form of injustice is pretended justice. - Plato

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

That's true, because I'm a photographer now. - Leonard Nimoy

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

Make sure your worst enemy doesn't live between your own two ears. - Laird Hamilton

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard

I've heard some duff Irish accents. The worst must be Mickey Rourke. - James Nesbitt

Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure. - George Woodberry

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. - William Butler Yeats

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

If you are your worst critic, don't be angry if others try to claim the title. - Faydra D. Fields

Golf is the worst drug in the world. You just keep coming back fro more embarrassment. - Deacon Jones

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

The first and worst of all frauds is to cheat one's self. All sin is easy after that. - Pearl Bailey

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. - Art Buchwald

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. - Johnny Carson

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that it hardly behooves any of us to talk about the rest of us. - Edward Wallis Hoch

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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