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Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Rebellions of the belly are the worst. - Francis Bacon

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

To know what is right and not to do it is the worst cowardice. - Confucius

I became involved in photography when I was about thirteen years old. - Leonard Nimoy

Make sure your worst enemy doesn't live between your own two ears. - Laird Hamilton

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

I've heard some duff Irish accents. The worst must be Mickey Rourke. - James Nesbitt

"Be Yourself" is about the worst advice you can give to people. - Mark Twain

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure. - George Woodberry

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

If you are your worst critic, don't be angry if others try to claim the title. - Faydra D. Fields

Those who make the worst use of their time are the first to complain of its brevity. - Jean de la Bruyere

I bring out the worst in my enemies and that's how I get them to defeat themselves. - Roy Cohn

The first and worst of all frauds is to cheat one's self. All sin is easy after that. - Pearl Bailey

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. - Art Buchwald

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood. - Groucho Marx

This is the precept by which I have lived: Prepare for the worst; expect the best; and take what comes. - Hannah Arendt

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I looked merely constipated. - George Bernard Shaw

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

First ask yourself: What is the worst that can happen? Then prepare to accept it. Then proceed to improve on the worst. - Dale Carnegie

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. - Johnny Carson

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

I became enamored with photography when I was about 13 or 14 years old. I've been at it ever since. I studied seriously in the '70s. - Leonard Nimoy

Even if you can be the world's best at one thing, you'll be the world's worst at something else. Supermodels make pathetic sumo wrestlers. - Martha Beck


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