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Worst Halloween Decoration

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Worst Halloween Decoration thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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So many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare

I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself. - Mark Twain

To know what is right and not to do it is the worst cowardice. - Confucius

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

I've heard some duff Irish accents. The worst must be Mickey Rourke. - James Nesbitt

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

I realized that the worst thing that could happen to me was about to happen to me. - William Raymond Manchester

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood. - Groucho Marx

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. - Johnny Carson

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien

Even if you can be the world's best at one thing, you'll be the world's worst at something else. Supermodels make pathetic sumo wrestlers. - Martha Beck


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Self-Propelled Rocket

Pole Clock

Donut Holes

Insect Food Fight

Living At C Level

Little Johnny Bath

Emergency Stops Only

Portable Balance Beam

Fried Eggs - Military Style

Motorvation

Teenage Mutant Ninja Hay Bail

Driving Rain

Eddie Reward

Got Them All

Owlvis Presley

Motorcycle Limo

Runaway Tree

Human Explosion

Air Force Pilots

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