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Worst Halloween Decoration

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Worst Halloween Decoration thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. - Unknown

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King

I'm the worst thing that's ever happened to ISIS. - Donald Trump

There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown

I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham

Serenity is knowing that your worst shot is still pretty good. - Johnny Miller

Expect the best. Prepare for the worst. Capitalize on what comes. - Zig Ziglar

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

The worst thing said about him is that he was "uncurious." - Yvon Chouinard

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

"Be Yourself" is about the worst advice you can give to people. - Mark Twain

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. - William Butler Yeats

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

The first and worst of all frauds is to cheat one's self. All sin is easy after that. - Pearl Bailey

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump


Bach Scratching

OCD Cookie Jar

Dwarf Plane Pull

Fire Truck

When Not To Stop Too Fast

Cruise Ship Trailer

Lunar Powered Sailing

Hawg'n The Road

Sea Painting

Crosswalk Climber

African Flip Flops

Lion In The Bathtub

Tiring Tire

Foot Wear

Zebra Keyboard

Until We Understand Women

Grizzly Shoot

Historic Texting

4x4 Kitchen Design

World's Largest Sudoku Puzzle

Water Hypnosis

Flu Fashion

Handicap Porch

Underwater Home