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My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois


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